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INT. STATE CAPITAL BUILDING - General Lissimo's office. CONTINUOUS O.S, the PING OF GUNFIRE and ZAP OF RAYS. Barney points at two cases on the desk. GENERAL LISSIMO What have you got? Barney open one case and gently removes four pressure tanks. BARNEY Isoproposymethylphosphonyl flouride. Zarin. Nerve gas. If the winds right one of these will terminate every living creature bug, fish, bird, plant or animal in a half mile radius. GENERAL LISSIMO What about us? What about my loyal men? Barney opens the other case and dumps out twenty gas masks. Grabs one for himself. BARNEY Give eighteen of your favorites these and write off the rest.
INT. STATE CAPITAL BUILDING MINARET - SUNDOWN
Barney with a walkie-talkie and a pressure tank. The gas mask
is around his neck ready to pull up.
BARNEY
On my command open the valves.
THREE DIFFERENT VOICES ON THE WALKIE
TALKIE
By your command, sir.
Barney puts on his mask and opens the valve on his canister.
BARNEY
Now.
VOICES ON THE WALKIE-TALKIE
Si.
Green smoke billows out of the minarets and blows into the
capital building.
BARNEY
Stop.
VOICES ON THE WALKIE-TALKIE
Si.
Furrs run out of the building choking a fall dead in the
courtyards.
VOICES ON THE WALKIE-TALKIE
You kill our amigos.
Bullets splatter Barney's minaret as he ducks for cover.
INT. STATE CAPITAL BUILDING - GENERAL LISSIMO’S OFFICE - MOMENTS LATER
The general lies slumped at his desk gas mask in one hand,
dead. Barney rushes in still masked holding his nerve gas
canister. He throws open a panel behind the generals desk
revealing a telescreen and microphone. After some adjustments
Muller's face fills the screen.
MULLER
Teach those traitors a lesson did
you? Put Lissimo on.
BARNEY
Ass face is dead. The wind blew the
Zarin back into the palace. If they
got on the masks there's eighteen
of our guys left. Call in an
airstrike...
A bullet shatters the screen. Barney turns to face a very
angry donkey girl in a gas mask.
DONKEY GIRL
My name is Donna Maria Lissimo. You
killed my papa. Prepare to die.
BARNEY
Stupid girl. I'll teach you
manners. Might be fun. Give me
the...
Two soldiers grab Barney from behind and DONNA rips off his
mask.
DONKEY GIRL
We have better uses for this gas
mask.
BARNEY
I'm afraid. I'm really afraid.
INT. BATTLECRUISER "BATTLE OF BACTAVIA" - COMMAND DECK
Grand Admiral Muller on his bridge watches the asteroids
slowly move through space.
On one screen is an adult Mole lady and two mole children in
a square room in the outer hull.
COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER
Admiral we have located the rebel
base. Lindarbore.
MULLER
Alert the fleet and set a course.
Engage.
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EXT. LINDARBORE LANDING FIELD - DAY
On the tarmac Azreal kneels comfortably under Julie's
starfighter while Julie works in the engine. Julie is only
visible from the waist down on a ladder. Azreal is holding up
a spanner.
JULIE
(sings)
" Relinquish... But Don't give your
butt away..."
AZREAL
Here.
Julie bends down and takes the wrench. She's only wearing a
camo bikini and has oil and grease on her face and paws.
AZREAL (CONT'D)
So, you are happy now?
JULIE
Like a Dhork in a room full of
latinum. You?
Julie sticks her head back in the engine. A mole in camo
cargo pants run past towards the cliff edge.
AZREAL
Mostly. I have these dreams. You
remember the envelope Charlton gave
us?
SVEN (O.C.)
You Ladies ready for a break?
Sven and Charlie show up with a cooler and a duffel bag. Two
armed rebels run by after the mole.
CHARLIE TWOCLOUDS
Mikeale ordered a briefing at 1600
hours. All pilots and senior staff.
Have you eaten today?
JULIE
Got busy love.
Climbs down and hugs Charlie
JULIE (CONT'D)
Let us gather by the river. Wanna
scrub me down?
Charlie holds up the bag. Sven, the Cooler. SHOTS ring out
from the direction the mole ran. Everyone present turns to
look.
CHARLIE TWOCLOUDS
(distractedly)
Soap, towels and clean jumpsuits.
SVEN
Fish, fowl and cold beer.
EXT. SPACE/ABOVE LINDABORE PLANETOID -BATTLECRUISER "BATTLE OF BACTAVIA" AND ARMADA
Muller's flagship and most of the Geode Spacefleet surround
the planetoid and slowly aim their weapons at one spot. COMM
OFFICER ED (a palomino) types, watches 3 screens (live feeds)
and switches the pictures on a giant screen for the bridge
crew to watch.
MULLER (O.C.)
...Target Locked?
COMM OFFICER ED
By your Command Sir. We've lost
comm with our mole.
EXT. LINDARBORE PLANETOID - FRESH WATER STREAM - DAY
In a clearing Azreal, Charlie, Julie and Sven sit near the
remains of lunch. Julie looks damp but clean.
JULIE
Muller had his family living in an
airlock. No location equals No wife and
kids.
AZREAL
Did he got a message out...?
An earsplitting ZAP echoes, A thick ray of light lances the
ground a mile away, followed by more laser blasts, photon
torpedoes, and just plain bombs. The two couples draw their
phasers and run in the direction of the blasts.
CHARLIE TWOCLOUDS
YES...He did.
EXT. LINDARBORE LANDING FIELD - Simultaneous
The first blast knocks a big chunk of the landing field into
the valley. Subsequent blasts tear up the field, blow up
Julie's starfighter, ignite the tents and splinter some
trees.
EXT. REMAINS OF LANDING FIELD - NIGHT
Azreal, Sven and Charlie pick through the wreckage while
Julie pokes through what's left of her ship.
AZREAL
No bodies or personal effects?
Vaporized?
JULIE
My spotty little starship...
SVEN
There would be a trace of them
left, unless...
The "LONG ODDS" comes in for a soft landing in a space just
barely big enough for it on the ground. Azreal, Sven and
Charlie head for the hatch. Doc Long emerges.
DOC LONG
Evening folks. Anyone hurt?
Julie holds a bit of the fuselage with ocelot spots on it.
JULIE
My spotty little starship...
CHARLIE TWOCLOUDS
No, we're OK. Picnic in the woods
when this happened.
Charlie picks Julie up, throws her over his shoulder and
heads for Doc's ship. Julie reaches her arms toward the scrap
that used to be her starfighter.
JULIE
My spotty little starship...
INT. BATTLECRUISER "BATTLE OF BACTAVIA" - BRIDGE
Muller watches a viewscreen showing the landing field or
what's left of it. The view zooms in to show Azreal, Sven and
Charlie with Julie over his shoulder entering "THE LONG ODDS"
COMM OFFICER ED
No other life signs sir.
Muller dons heavy metal Waldos (gauntlets with wires running
into a console)
MULLER
This seems like an appropriate
moment to try out the God Mittens.
"You're one microscopic cog in my
catastrophic plans Designed and
directed by my red right hand"
EXT. IN SPACE ABOVE LINDARBORE PLANETOID
A glowing red right hand bigger than Lindarbore appears in
space and closes around the planetoid. Just as the 'hand'begins to
squeeze it winks out. Hundreds of starfighters swarm out of
the Mazery and strafe the " BATTLE OF BACTAVIA" Wagner's
"Flight of the Valkyrie" plays over the ships speakers.
COMM OFFICER ED (O.C.)
We're under attack. Power's down
60%. Shields offline.
MULLER (O.C.)
Reorient weapons and begin auto
target acquisition.
COMM OFFICER ED (O.C.)
Auto target acquisition, offline
sir. Someone is overriding my
commands.
INT. "BATTLE OF BACTAVIA" - MULLER'S CABIN - SIMULTANEOUS
A zorilla (striped skunk Ictonyx striatus) in a purple bikini
and a matching collar, types on the terminal. She reads
what's she's writing aloud.
ZORILLA
...Doors To number 44 hold recoded
to your signal. Guns offline in 5
ticks. Geode Libre!
INT. "BATTLE OF BACTAVIA" - BRIDGE
Muller watches his viewscreen as officers work feverishly.
COMM OFFICER ED
Guns are offline --
Reports of similar problems on
other ships...
Sabotage from within suspected...
MULLER
High Commander Bjornston aboard the
"Undauntable Traveler" Fire on
those vexatious gnats.
HIGH COMMANDER BJORNSTON (ON COMM)
Can't do that Gunthor. My son
Sven's in one of those ships.
SVEN (ON COMM)
Dad? How have you been?
HIGH COMMANDER BJORNSTON (ON COMM)
Son? I understand you have a
girlfriend.
AZREAL (ON COMM)
Greetings High Commander
Bjornston...
MULLER
Excuse Me! There's a battle going
on.
The COMM OFFICER ED points a gun at Muller
COMM OFFICER ED
Not any more. Give the order to
stand down.
MULLER
Right away, Of course. All ship's
Commander's stand by for new
orders...
Muller throws the god mitten at Comm Officer Ed, hits him
squarely on the nose and makes Ed drop the gun.
MULLER
Attack the rebels. Even Traitorous
spacefleet vessels. Take no
prisoners. Scorch every inch of
Lindarbore...
INT. GEODE - STEENBOK CITY "PEOPLE'S PALACE" LENNY'S BEDROOM -
DAY
BunBun works at a terminal while Lenny bites his nails.
Bun Bun has an eye-patch, one long ear flops lifeless down her
cheek and her left leg is in a cast.
BUNBUN
Here Master Leonard, I have the
bridge of the "BATTLE OF BACTAVIA".
Looks like Master Grand Admiral is
in trouble.
Lenny roughly pushes her off the chair and takes her place at
the monitor. She laboriously tries to stand.
LENNY
Wait a second. Look he's back in
control. He's shouting orders...
BunBun wraps a weighted silk scarf around Lenny's neck and
tightens it.
BUNBUN
Too late for you, sick simpering
"tyrannis"
INT. LONG ODDS - WARD ROOM - SIMULTANEOUS
Charlie and Julie listen to Mikeale as Sven and Azreal have a
whispered argument in a corner. Roger and Bilail work at
terminals. Bilail has one arm in a sling. Selmar serves
coffee.
MIKEALE
Twoclouds, Rayne I want you on
board the "BATTLE OF BACTAVIA" Help
Ed and Muller's new furn, her name
escapes me, get the battlecruiser
back on line.
JULIE
I wrote the virus she used. Zelda,
is that her name?
MIKEALE
Bjornston, Foster I want you to
find Muller, he left the bridge
when no one responded to his orders
and disappeared. Nothing has left
the ship.
SVEN
Zorita. Azreal I'd rather you
didn't come along. You'll be safer
here.
AZREAL
Nein. You must come back alive. I
have lost so...
SELMAR
Hey Whitey. You ain't saying civets
can't scrap? Or is it just girl civets?
INT. "BATTLE OF BACTAVIA" MULLER'S CABIN - LATER
AZREAL
We covered every inch of this
Göttin verdammt barge. No long
eared pussy-katzen.
JULIE (ON COMM)
Take a break, we're heading for
Geode. Muller's hiding out till he
can sneak off. Betcha.
Azreal leans back into Sven's paws and closes her eyes.
SVEN
Here, lie on the bed a moment I see
something...
Azreal lies back on the bed and Sven goes over to a half open
drawer. The drawer is filled with gags, blindfolds and silken
cords.
AZREAL
What did you find?
SVEN
Remember how we passed some nights
on Hogarth with...
AZREAL
Me first, please. I need to let go
all control.
INT. "BATTLE OF BACTAVIA" - MULLER'S DOCKING BAY
Charlie talks into a wrist comm.
CHARLIE TWOCLOUDS
... two state of the art fighters
here. One black, one red. When you
can take a break pick one and we'll
paint it ocelot.
JULIE (ON COMM)
... Busy now.. stay! Good boy.
Muller might show up...
INT. "BATTLE OF BACTAVIA" MULLER'S CABIN - SIMULTANEOUS
Azreal in bra and panties, blindfolded, hands tied behind her
back lies on the bed while Sven tickles her feet with a
feather.
AZREAL
OHHHH, Giggle, Stop. Don't. Stop.
Don't stop!
SVEN
You know the 'safe word'
AZREAL
Not yet...
The bed moves soundlessly away from the wall on one side and
Muller emerges holding a ray gun. Azreal and Sven don't
notice at first.
MULLER
How very convenient. A ready made
hostage.
Sven takes the blindfold off Azreal and they face Muller.
SVEN
You can't escape. There's no way
off the ship.
Muller drags Azreal to him and hits Sven on the nose with the
blaster.
MULLER
Back off wolffy. We'll be going
now.
Sven pounces across the bed and Muller shoots him in the
chest, drags Azreal behind the bed and closes the secret
exit.
AZREAL
SVEN!
INT. "BATTLE OF BACTAVIA" - MULLER'S DOCKING BAY - MOMENTS
LATER
A seamless bulkhead opens and Muller with Azreal as a shield
enters. Charlie is taken by surprise.
MULLER
Stand at ease pilot.
Charlie goes for his blaster.
CHARLIE TWOCLOUDS
Not when I can...
MULLER
I can remove her head before you
aim.
CHARLIE TWOCLOUDS
But then I can spill your guts.
AZREAL
Just let him go for now. Sven's
been shot. Please save my wolf.
JULIE (ON COMM)
Charlie. There was a weapon
discharge in Muller's cabin. Watch
out...
CHARLIE TWOCLOUDS
He's here. With Azreal. Sven's
shot.
While Charlie talks Muller edges towards the starfighters.
MULLER
Let me go and I'll release the
girl. Deal?
CHARLIE TWOCLOUDS
Deal. You have no fleet and every
paw in space is raised against you.
Muller gets into one ship (black) still holding Azreal by her
collar. As the canopy closes he drags Azreal inside.
MULLER
Changed my mind.
His Starfighter taxies towards the blast doors.
The bay starts to decompress with a WHOOSH.
Charlie dives out an airlock.
The outer door opens and Muller zooms off.
The door closes. Vents HISS as the bay fills with air again.
Julie and Charlie enter, get in the remaining ship (red) and
pursue.
EXT. SPACE NEAR JUMPGATE 7 (FENRUS)
Muller's black starfighter passes through the gate. Moments
later a red starfighter follows.
INT. MULLER'S BLACK STARFIGHTER - SIMULTANEOUS
Azreal crouches behind the pilot seat as Muller maneuvers
through the jump. Her feet and hands are tied.
AZREAL (V.O.)
...Hole In his chest. I wish things
were different--
Auntie's research on alternate reality...
EXT. DEEP SPACE - MULLER'S BLACK STARFIGHTER
They exit the jump facing a worm hole forming in space ahead
of them. Julie's red starfighter exits and bears down on them.
AZREAL (ON COMM)
Göttin en Himmel. Did I do that?
MULLER (ON COMM)
Here's your fossa back.
Azreal is ejected into space and Muller dives into the
wormhole, which closes after him.
JULIE (ON COMM)
Helmets on. Decompress. 30 seconds
or she's dead...
SUPER - A digital counter shows twenty-six seconds pass.
Julies opens the canopy of the starfighter and pushes off as
Charlie brings the ship under Azreal.
Julie grabs Azreal, Charlie reels them in and closes the
canopy.
CHARLIE TWOCLOUDS (ON COMM)
25 seconds. She OK?
Azreal gasps and sits up.
END SUPER
AZREAL (ON COMM)
Sven?
JULIE (ON COMM)
Rayne to battlecruiser "BATTLE OF
BACTAVIA"--
What is Major Sven Bjornston's
condition? Repeat--
What is Major Sven Bjornston's
condition?
DOC LONG (ON COMM)
Critical but alive.
INT. GEODE - NORTH PARKLANDS - BELLWOOD - AZREAL'S HOME -
DINING ROOM - NIGHT
Professor Foster, Charlton, Mikeale, Lisa, Roger, Julie,
Azreal, Bilail, Charlie, Sven, Selmar and Doc Long enjoy a
grand feast.
LISA
...Swung The chair and knocked her
away and ran off to Merope where he
still has supporters. So Lenny is
still a problem.
ROGER
But the rest of Geode is behind the
online government idea George had.
MIKEALE
There are still rouge
battlecruisers, stardestroyers and
corsairs out there. The commander
of the "Siege of Cidade dos
Cavalos" spaced half his crew who
either were rebels or just happened
to be on the wrong levels.
Professor Foster dishes out some tuna noodle casserole.
PROFESSOR FOSTER
At least the girls are home safe
and life is almost back to normal.
CHARLTON
Y'all got that right...
DOC LONG
How are you ladies settling back to
suburban life? Miss the excitement?
JULIE, AZREAL & BILAIL
YES!
DOC LONG
How about you boys
SVEN & CHARLIE
I guess...
DOC LONG
I think I'll stay about on Geode
for some time.
Would you care to undertake
occasional missions on the LONG
ODDS for the greater good?
SELMAR
Count me in too.
ROGER
Sounds like Doc's not going to be
bookworthy for a while and Ms.
Rayne and I have some unfinished...
JULIE & LISA
Forget it.
They look at each other then at Roger and laugh.
EXT. AZREAL'S HOME - NIGHT
The Foster residence is a huge mansion with extensive
grounds. Doc Long's ship is in the wide parking deck in
front.
Julie, Azreal, Bilail, Charlie, Sven, Selmar and Roger under
the ladder to the LONG ODDS bid farewell to Professor Foster,
Charlton, Mikeale, Lisa, and Doc Long.
JULIE
First stop Sumer TM.
DOC LONG
Tell Natalie, Commander Fenkirk, I
think she's doing a fine job.
JULIE
Shall we depart on our great
adventure ladies? ...And
gentlefurrs.
{this could be inserted during or after the closing credits}
EXT. EARTH - US - NEVADA - GROOM LAKE - AREA 51 - NIGHT
Super- July 6, 1947 22:00 hr.
WWII jeeps filled with armed soldiers patrol the perimeter of
a row of hangers in a the high desert.
INT. GROOM LAKE - AREA 51 - HANGER 8 - NIGHT
Muller's black starfighter dominates the main hanger. Muller,
in lab room behind one way mirror glass, is being watched by
scientists, high ranking armed forces and government
officials.
AIR FORCE GENERAL
... Landed in Roswell NM two days
ago.
NAVY BRASS
A talking cat in a jet plane? If
this gets out...
SCIENTIST
An anthropomorphic serval.
Points at Muller's black starfighter
SCIENTIST (CONT'D)
That's far beyond a jet plane. We
surmise it's capable of
interstellar flight...
G-MAN
We got two conflicting stories
"leaked" A flying saucer full of
dead gray big eyed midgets or a
just a weather balloon.
MULLER (V.O.)
Hairless apes with no spacecraft?
In 6 months I'll run this planet...FADE OUT
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